This is an actual conversation that occurred in our house after dinner.
Me: I have to put something on over this (tank top). I look like a hussy.
My Husband: *chuckles*
Me: Is it hurting to wear a hoodie to church this evening?
My Husband: No, but it's probably hurting to have paint on your boob.
Of course I looked down to notice that I mysteriously had green paint on my tank top from arts & crafts time earlier. Nice. Clearly, I have a toddler. Welcome to my world...
7 years ago